Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt.

O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Shitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, and the two daughters: Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, was named Bull Schitt. In the mean time, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Shitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers... The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt married a spicy number, Pesa Schitt, and they're awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.