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Top Ten Least Popular DOS Error Messages
10. Invalid user, not competent, or brain empty.
9. Random dara error writing all over drive C.
8. Fatal user imput error; file destroyed.
7. Destroy another? (y/n)
6. Qualified user not found
5. System is tired of reading Drive C; drive no longer valid.
4. make my day? (y/n)
3. /f parameter not specified; random dialog from Mary Worth comic strip written to all *.DOC files.
2. Bad language or stupid file name
1. Get someone who knows what he's doing; press any key when ready