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JOKES
Computer Problem Report Form
(1) Describe your problem:
_________________

(2) Now describe the problem accurately:
_________________
(3) Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
_________________

(4) Problem Severity:
-A- Minor
-B- Minor
-C- Minor
-D- Trivial

(5) Nature of the problem:
-A- Locked Up
-B- Frozen
-C- Hung
-D- Shot

(6) Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

(7) Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

(8) Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

(9) Have you made it worse? Yes__

(10) Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

(11) Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__

(12) Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__
(13) Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__
(14) If 'Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself? __________

(15) How tall are you? Above this line? __________

(16) What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? _________________________________________________________

(17) If 'nothing' explain why you were logged in. _________________________________________________________

(18) Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

(19) How does this problem make you feel? ________________

(20) Tell me about your childhood? _________________

(21) Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__

(22) Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__