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The Top Ten Ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:

• A particular model year wouldn't be available until after that year, instead of before
  
• Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car
  
• Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you'd have to restart it, and, for some strange reason, you would just accept this
  
• You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd have to buy more seats
  
• You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car. Wait a sec, it's that way NOW! :)
  
• Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads
  
• The oil, alternator, gas, and temperature warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light
  
• People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands for years
  
• We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm)
  -We'd still be waiting on the "Turbo '93" model to come out
  
• Ford, General Motors and Chrysler would all be complaining because Microsoft was putting a radio (probably an A.M. radio at that) in all its models