USA History
JOKES
Interesting questions... Why ask why?

• Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
  
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  
• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  
• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
  
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
  
• Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
  
• Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  
• How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work in the mornings?
  
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
  
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
  
• If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
  
• If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
  
• If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on your headlights?
  
• You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
  
• Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
  
• Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  
• Why do blind people know exactly where to look for those little Braile signs?
  
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
  
• You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
  
• Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?