USA History
JOKES
The Top Ten Ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN... *
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• The Yoko Club? Oh no.
  
• The German philosophy club? I. Kant.
  
• The Ford-Nixon club? Pardon me?
  
• The Arafat club? Yessir.
  
• The Alzheimer's club? Forget it.
  
• The Ebert movie club? Roger.
  
• The Groucho Marx club? You bet your life.
  
• The Peter Pan club? Never. Never.
  
• The Japanese theater club? Noh.
  
• The quarterback club? I'll pass.
  
• The Rhett Butler club? I don't give a damn.
  
• The compulsive rhymers club? Okey-dokey.
  
• The Spanish optometrists club? Si.
  
• The anti-perspirant club? Sure.
  
• The pregancy club? Conceivably.
  
• The Procrastinator's Club Maybe next week
  
• The Self Esteem Builders They wouldn't accept me anyway
  
• The Agoraphobics Society Only if they meet at my house
  
• The Co-Dependence Club Can I bring a friend?
  
• The Prayer Group God willing!